Eavesdrop Overstock

2 for the price of one!

Girl: Some girls spend too much time up their vagina.

Guy: If I were a girl I would love my vagina!

Girl: I do love my vagina, I just don't spend my free time shoving stuff in it

Guy: ...you put a potato in it?

Girl: That was my ass...

-eavesdropped by Lindsay on wellington 13

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*conversation with guy ranting to girl about how the RCMP sucks*
Guy: Did you know that you only need to pass a typing test to be in the RCMP?!?

Girl: Oh. . . I thought you had to pass . . . a horse…riding test.

Guy: No that’s ceremonial…

Girl: Oh. . .

-eavesdropped by Alex in the UCC

F.I.N.A.L.S.

Good luck on your exams,
from Eavesdrop Western!

Eavesdrop-ology

Guy1: Yeah I wanted to take that Etymology course.

Guy2: What is that, the study of insects?

Guy1: No, thats Entomology.

Guy2: I thought Entomology was the study of cakes...

Guy1: What?!?

Guy2: No, wait, thats Entenmmens-ology

-eavesdropped by Evan in the Grad Club Caf

I Really Hope She Tried This Out

A group of first year girls are talking about getting good fake IDs

Girl#1: I think it's really awesome if you can get your sibling's ID, cause then they usually look like you, and you already know all of the information.

Girl#2: Oh my god, you know what would be amazing?! If you could get your twin's ID! They would look EXACTLY like you!

-Eavesdropped by J at Saugeen

Who Needs Psych When You Already Know So Much About Brain Transplants?

Guy: Hey, why weren't you in psych today?

Girl: Well I didn't think she would be teaching today, she JUST had brain surgery!

Guy: No, she was there, she taught a lesson and everything.

Girl: So what? She was just there, teaching away with her new brain?

-eavesdropped by Jake in the Saugeen caf

And Yet Both Are Strangely Adorable

Person 1: Ferrets are really weird looking.. They look like hairy snakes with legs..

Person 2: So do penises! Wait...

-eavesdropped by Beki at western