Why E.W. Died...

You all suck. I literally received 19 submissions this school year: 0 of them were funny enough to post. Apparently, everyone has moved to the greener pastures of the Facebook Overheard at UWO page. So go there and enjoy. It was fun to imagine that I could keep the dream alive...but no one can compete with Facebook.

Best!
-Eavesdrop Western

Summer Slow-Down

*not too many recent submissions, i'll try to keep the site going through the summer with what few i get, but hoping all my eavesdroppers come back full force in the fall*

Prof: Those environmental interest groups are always on my case! Over and over: 'Global warming, global warming, global warming'. They say it so much I'm starting to believe it's true!

-eavesdropped by staytrue at Brescia PoliSci class

Let's Not Say Things We Can't Take Back

Guy: So we can assume that fart sex is not good enough?

-eavesdropped by willy in Saugeen

Eavesdrop Overstock

2 for the price of one!

Girl: Some girls spend too much time up their vagina.

Guy: If I were a girl I would love my vagina!

Girl: I do love my vagina, I just don't spend my free time shoving stuff in it

Guy: ...you put a potato in it?

Girl: That was my ass...

-eavesdropped by Lindsay on wellington 13

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*conversation with guy ranting to girl about how the RCMP sucks*
Guy: Did you know that you only need to pass a typing test to be in the RCMP?!?

Girl: Oh. . . I thought you had to pass . . . a horse…riding test.

Guy: No that’s ceremonial…

Girl: Oh. . .

-eavesdropped by Alex in the UCC

F.I.N.A.L.S.

Good luck on your exams,
from Eavesdrop Western!

Eavesdrop-ology

Guy1: Yeah I wanted to take that Etymology course.

Guy2: What is that, the study of insects?

Guy1: No, thats Entomology.

Guy2: I thought Entomology was the study of cakes...

Guy1: What?!?

Guy2: No, wait, thats Entenmmens-ology

-eavesdropped by Evan in the Grad Club Caf

I Really Hope She Tried This Out

A group of first year girls are talking about getting good fake IDs

Girl#1: I think it's really awesome if you can get your sibling's ID, cause then they usually look like you, and you already know all of the information.

Girl#2: Oh my god, you know what would be amazing?! If you could get your twin's ID! They would look EXACTLY like you!

-Eavesdropped by J at Saugeen