Who Needs Psych When You Already Know So Much About Brain Transplants?

Guy: Hey, why weren't you in psych today?

Girl: Well I didn't think she would be teaching today, she JUST had brain surgery!

Guy: No, she was there, she taught a lesson and everything.

Girl: So what? She was just there, teaching away with her new brain?

-eavesdropped by Jake in the Saugeen caf

And Yet Both Are Strangely Adorable

Person 1: Ferrets are really weird looking.. They look like hairy snakes with legs..

Person 2: So do penises! Wait...

-eavesdropped by Beki at western

What Are Friends For?

A guy and a girl are talking about when this other girl on their floor got her kicked out of Taphouse one night

Guy: I swear if she pulls that shit again tonight, I'm gonna jizz on her door!

Girl: Oh my god, you are SUCH a good friend!

-eavesdropped by Sam at Saugeen

Just To Be Different From All The Other Sporting Events

Guy talking about a televised sporting event: Maybe they filmed it when it was live...

-eavesdropped by Beki at western

Western is Known for it's Innovative Thinkers

Person 1: Explains the concept of "Dial a Bottle"

Person 2: Oh my god, you call and they deliver booze?! They should have that for pizza!

-eavesdropped by BVH at western

Does That Include Socially Disabled People, Like Her?

*note: only students who require to use a lap top due to a disability are able to have lap tops in Sociology class*

Dumb girl: I dont get why we arent allowed to use laptops, and that people with disabilities are allowed to use them in class. Like, if they have a disability they shouldnt even be allowed to go to university.

-eavesdropped by Emily in Sociology Class

Definition of a Western Lightweight

Guy 1: What did you do today?

Guy 2: Went to lunch with Brooke and had a couple drinks, went to drink at the Spoke, then went to Tim's to drink.

Guy 1: Oh really? Where are you going now?

Guy 2: Home to drink.

-eavesdropped by LiyaT on Richmond 6 Bus