Almost as Big as the Territory of Texas

Western Guy 1: I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger driving his eco-friendly Hummer while on Spring Break.
Western Guy 2: Wait, how did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger?! You weren't in Hollywood.
Western Guy 1: No, I was in Sacramento. He's the Governor of California now.
Western Guy 2: Huh?
Western Guy 1: Think of the Governor like the Premiere, and California would be like one of our provinces.
Western Guy 2: Oh. *pause* But I still don't see how you saw him. The province of California is so big.

-eavesdropped by CB at Western