At Least She Didn't Check For Fire-Crotch

Girl 1: How'd you get that mustache on?

Dirty Blond Guy: Marker.

Girl 1: Why is it red?

Dirty Blond Guy: My natural hair colour is actually flaming red.

Girl 1: but your pit hair ain't red. You ain't ginger if your pit hair ain't red.

Dirty Blond Guy to spectator Girl 2: (shocked) Did she just call me out on my armpit hair?

-eavesdropped by SKW in a Delaware elevator